Side Effect

Husband got a taabiz to control his wife.
After 1 month he reports-
"Baba , Wife pe koi asar nahi par Padosan vash mein aa gayi"
Baba: "Chalo side effect to hua"

It's Just That

Wife: It's just that

Husband: Exactly!

Wife: But I haven't said anything yet! :/

Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right! :P :D

Great Husband!

Husband Got Divorced From His Wife

Husband got divorced from his wife....!!!Because he liked 'Like' on her status & wrote 'L0L'..
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And Her status was 'My Mom Just Died'......!!!

How Can You Prove

Judge: How Can You Prove You Were Not Speeding Your Car?
Man: Sir, I Was On The Way To Bring Back My Wife From Her Mother's Home!
Judge: That's All, Case Dismissed. :P :D

Ghar Mein Jhagda

Wife to Husband: Wo samne wale ghar me miya biwi ka bahut bada jhagada horaha hai !! Plz aap ek baar jake dekhiye na .

Husband: Pagli ek baar hi gaya tha waha aur ye usi ka natija hai ....

Shadi Se Pehle Boyfriend

Husband: Shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boyfrends the?

Wife ne ek lifafa usko pakra dia jis mein
moong ki daal ke kuch daane or 150 rupee
the,

Husband: Ye kya hai?

Wife: Mein jab bhi koi b.f banati thi to is mein ek daana
daal deti the,

Husband: Daany gin kar
tumhare bus 10 b.f thy?
Phir 150 rupee dekh kar bola
iska kya matlab hai?
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Wife: 10 din pehle maine 1 kilo moong ki daal
bechi the ye usi k paise hain.....:P:P

AIDS or ASTHAMA

Doctor: Sorry, reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or ASTHAMA!

Husband: What should i do now?

Doctor: Send her for jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her.:P

Meri Taraf Muh

Wife-Tum meri taraf muh kar k soya karo
Mujhe raat ko darr lagta hai.....
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Te main Bhavein darr-darr k marr hi jawan....:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

Marriage Tip

Marriage Tip:

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband's Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get
Wife's Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy ... =P :D

What's On Your Mind

Wife: What's On Your Mind ?
What Are You Thinking Now?

Husband: Stop Eating My Brain
And
Read My Latest STATUS UPDATE! :P :D

Intelligent Wife

An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women.... :P :D

Want More Proof

A woman was kidnapped...
The kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded money...
Husband replied- I want more proof
MUNDI BHEJ MUNDI ;-)

Mujhe darr laga rehta hai

Wife to Husband: Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai!
Husband: Don't worry jaldi aa jaunga.
Wife: Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr rehta ha!!

Kya Acha Lagta Hai

Wife: Ji Apko Mujhme Kya Achha Lagta Hai, Meri Samajhdari Ya Meri Beauty. Husband: Mujhe Toh Yeh Tumhari Mazak Karne Ki Aadat Bahut Achi Lagti Hai.

Khawab me ladki aye thi

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek ladki aye thi Wah Kya Ladki thee!!
Wife:- Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband:- Tumhe kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Over Smart Husband

Over Smart Husband: "If I sleep with your most loving friend, what will be the 1st thought that would come to your mind?"
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Smart & Wise Wife: "You are Gay" ;-)

Telephone Rings

Telephone rings.

Husband:If its for me then say that I'm not at home.


Wife Ans.: He is at home.

Husband: What the Hell?

Wife: It was for me!!;)