Husband: Shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boyfrends the?
Wife ne ek lifafa usko pakra dia jis mein
moong ki daal ke kuch daane or 150 rupee
the,
Husband: Ye kya hai?
Wife: Mein jab bhi koi b.f banati thi to is mein ek daana
daal deti the,
Husband: Daany gin kar
tumhare bus 10 b.f thy?
Phir 150 rupee dekh kar bola
iska kya matlab hai?
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.
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Wife: 10 din pehle maine 1 kilo moong ki daal
bechi the ye usi k paise hain.....:P:P
