Ladkiyo Se Baate

Teacher to boy: nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo ke saath itni baate kyu karta hai..?

Boy: sir main garib hun mere msg free nahi hai..!
Aur mera mobile smartphone nahi hain, sir Facebook b nahi..!!

Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)

Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)
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Ho..B.Tech friendly,
Degree ke rakshak,
Main bhi hu 12th pass!
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Assignment se,
Submission se,
Kyuuuuun,
Tu kaate mujhe,
Kyun daante mujhe,
iss tarah
hohoohooo
hoooo,
Lecture mein sabak
sikhaye,
Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe,
Koi sawaal puchu toh tu,
Internals ki dhamaki
sunaye,
Tera Darr, Tere notes,
Tere marks,
Tu hi rakhh,Rakh saale!!!
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH!!!!! :D :D

Pagli

Teacher : Tum itna late aaye ho ab tum exam mein beth nahin sakte

Student : Arrey Pagli, Itna Ego nahin hai mujme, Mai khada khada exam dunga  :P

Examination Hall

Teacher : Kisi Aisi Jgha Ka Name
Btao Jha Bht Sary Log Ho Phir B Ap
Akely Feel Karty Ho..
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Student :Examination Hall..:-P

Misconception

One of the best misconception in teacher's life..
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They think that sending student out of the class is a punishment.. :D

COUPLES are made in HEAVEN

‎"COLLEGE and SCHOOL are the nickname of HEAVEN"
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Hmmm...
Thats why it is said that
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"COUPLES are made in HEAVEN"... . :P

Combined Study

Funny but true.....
Combined study is meeting with friends,
Where all aspects of world will be discussed,
Except studies..:P :D

What is my age

Teacher: There is a frog,
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ship is sinking,
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potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.
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Then,what is my age?
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Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad....:P

Overdose of Studies

Overdose of Studies

Kal Raat Mere sapne me aayi Ek sundar pari.

wah wah….

Kal Raat Mere sapne me aayi 1 sundar pari..

Aur boli

`Attempt 5 questions, Question 1 is Compulsary`.:P :D

What's Mutual Exclusion?

What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means.

U skip some topics
wen u
study.

&

The person who sets the paper
also skips the topics which u have
studied...!!!

What About TOPPERS?

Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend
And
What About TOPPERS?

A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain. :-)

Biggest Benefit Of Having Girlfriend

What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???
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100% Attendance ... :P :D

Our Dreams Are Always BIG

Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??

Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
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'Our Dreams Are Always BIG!!!

Madam's Questions

Madam: What is your name?
Student: Kehra sada naa ni janda.
Madam: Your age?
Student: Dil hona chahide jawan, umran ch ki rakhya
Madam: Your address?
Student: Do adde mitran de, ya theke ya thaane.
Madam: In which class do you read?
Student: Mehfil mitran di lagdi roz chubare.
Madam: Your hobbies?
Student: Mitran nu shonk hathiaran da
Madam: Your aim?
Student: Ni tu jatt di pasand jatt ne vyoni aa
Madam: Uff! I m going
Student: Ghar tera labh lange, tu naa dus ja mutyare...

Student Seeing Monkey

Student seeing Monkey out of the window.
Professor scolds him->Why are you seeing the monkey outside, when I am in the class.

Jine se marna acha hai

Teacher: Baccho kabhi sharab na pina,kabhi non veg na khana,kabhi ladki ko na chedna, apne desh ke liye jan dena.

Bacche: De denge, aise jine se marna acha hai.

Soch Or Veham Me Fark

Teacher- Soch or Veham Mein Kya Fark hai?

Punjabi Student: Tuhadi Kuri Top Di Item Hai Eh Sadi Soch Hai Te Oh Sade Haatha To Bach Javegi Eh Tuhada Veham Hai..

Future tense ki hovega

Teacher: 'Main teri jaan kad devangi' da future tense ki hovega ?
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Student- Tu saaliye hath la k ta dekh!!:-P:-P

Ladke Kitab Nhi Kholte

"A SAD LOVE STORY"
Ek Student Ko Apni Classfellow Se Pyaar Ho Gya.

Ladke Ne Use Purpose Kiya Lekin Ladki Ne Inkaar kar Diya Or Teacher Ko Uski Complain kar di.

Teacher Ne Use kaafi Daanta or 1 Week Ke Liye Class se Nikaal Diya.

Jab Ladka 1 Week Baad Wapis Class Me Gya To Ladki Ko Usse Pyaar Ho Gya.

Ladki Ne Uski Kitaab Me Likha

"I Am Sorry & I Love U Too."

Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya.

Isi Tarah 4 Saal Guzar Gye.

MORAL- LADKE KITAAB HI NHI KHOLTE...:-P

3 idiots se kya sikha

Sir: 3 idiots dekhkar kya sekha???
Medical Student: Jo dil kahe wo karo
BBA Student- Suicide mat karo, stress mat lo aish karo.
B.com student: Sir kiss karte samay naak beech me nai aati.;-)