Madam: What is your name?
Student: Kehra sada naa ni janda.
Madam: Your age?
Student: Dil hona chahide jawan, umran ch ki rakhya
Madam: Your address?
Student: Do adde mitran de, ya theke ya thaane.
Madam: In which class do you read?
Student: Mehfil mitran di lagdi roz chubare.
Madam: Your hobbies?
Student: Mitran nu shonk hathiaran da
Madam: Your aim?
Student: Ni tu jatt di pasand jatt ne vyoni aa
Madam: Uff! I m going
Student: Ghar tera labh lange, tu naa dus ja mutyare...
