Pathan 5 Minutes Mein

Pathan 5 minutes mein paper chor ke chla gya..
Teacher: Kya paper ni ata?

Pathan: Woh baat nahi hai.. hum ko agle paper ki tayari krni hai..;-)

Pathan in a plane

Pathan in a Plane feels like Vomiting & ask 4 a Vomit Bag.

Air Hostess Gave Him the Bag.

After Few Min, When She Came Back,

Everyone Was Vomiting Except Pathan. She asked 'pathan ji sab ko kya hua?'

Pathan: Maine ulti ki thi, sabko bura laga to maine wapas pi li".

Chee....

Pathan Clinic Nai Kholega

Doctor Ke Band Clinic Ke Aage Lambi Line Thi.
1 Pathan Bar-2 Line Me Ghusta, Log Usko Pakad Ke Piche Phenk Dete
Pathan:- Lage Raho Saalo,
Mein Bhi Clinic Nai Kholunga.

Motor kaise chalti hai

Pathan went to an electric company for interview.

Boss: Electric motor kaise chalti ha?

Pathan:
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

Boss: Gussay se Stop it.

Pathan: Tar Tar Tarr...:-P:-D

Pathan Te Doctor

Ek Pathan doctor ke pass gaya or bola
ke ghar ja kar mareez check karne ke kitne paise loge?
Doctor: 200 rs.
Pathan: Chalain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanche to docor ne pocha ke mareez kahan hai?
Pathan: Mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha..
Gud Mrng..

Import Export Example

Teacher: Give an example for both IMPORT and EXPORT..!

Our geniues Pathan said...



"SONIA" and

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"SANIA".


WhAT AN IDEA SIRJEE...!!

Pathan Aur Uska Beta

Pathan Ka Beta Paida Hua... Woh Gusse Se Pagal Ho Gaya.
Biwi Se Bola: Jaldi Bata Ye Kiski Aulad Hai..
Biwi: Apki Hai.
Pathan: To Ye Ganja kyun Hai??:-P

Tea bag

Air Hostess pathan se- Sir,aap kya lena pasand karenge.?
Pathan- Humare liye tabeez wala chai lao

Air Hostess- Abbey akhrot ki aulaad, woh tabeez nhi, tea bag hai!!!

Pathan Interview

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office ke gate per ja ke bola:
May I come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz
Pathan: 80 KG;->

Dosti Ki Misaal

Dosti ki ajeeb misaal-
1 Pathan ne nya mobile liya to uske dosto ne kaha, mithai khilao.
Pathan bazar gya or mobile bech kar mithai le aaya
That is friendship.