Ek Pathan doctor ke pass gaya or bola
ke ghar ja kar mareez check karne ke kitne paise loge?
Doctor: 200 rs.
Pathan: Chalain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanche to docor ne pocha ke mareez kahan hai?
Pathan: Mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha..
Gud Mrng..
