Santa writing his medical entrance exam, gives definitions as follows :-
*Antibody: Against everybody
*Artery: Study of fine paintings
*Genes: Blue denims
*Labour pain: Hurt at work
*Microbes: Small dressing gowns
*Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards
*Cat scan: Searching for lost cat
*Coma: Punctuation mark
*Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria.. !!!
