Husband: Aaj khane me kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo tum kaho banna deti hu.
Husband: Daal chawal banao.
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye hai.
Husband: To Sabji bana lo.
Wife: Bacche nahi khate.
Husband: Fir chicken bna lo.
Wife: Mujhe elergy hai.
Husband: Parathe?
Wife: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Husband: Kadhi?
Wife: Dahi nahi hai.
Husband: Eggs bna lo.
Wife: Aaj guruwar hai.
Husband: Fir kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo tum kaho..:-P
