Guys...what if titanic has been made in INDIA.......
1. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.....
2. The hero and heroin would float in cold water for days and still survive......
3. The iceberg would be sent by a villain.....
4. None of the women would float due to heavy designer saree.....
And lastly....
5. Half of the rescue boat would be reserved for sc/st/obc......
Hahahahhaaaa....