Mom: Wake up my son , it's time to go to collage!
Son: Why mom?? I don't want to go to collage!
Mom: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to collage!!??
Son: one all the students hate me and all the teachers hate me!!!
Mom: oh! Thats not a reason , comeon you have to go to collage!!! Son: Give me two reasons why I should go to collage??
Mom: one , u r 52 years old & two, you are the principle of the collage....
