Ladkiyo Se Baate

Teacher to boy: nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo ke saath itni baate kyu karta hai..?

Boy: sir main garib hun mere msg free nahi hai..!
Aur mera mobile smartphone nahi hain, sir Facebook b nahi..!!

Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)

Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)
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Ho..B.Tech friendly,
Degree ke rakshak,
Main bhi hu 12th pass!
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Assignment se,
Submission se,
Kyuuuuun,
Tu kaate mujhe,
Kyun daante mujhe,
iss tarah
hohoohooo
hoooo,
Lecture mein sabak
sikhaye,
Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe,
Koi sawaal puchu toh tu,
Internals ki dhamaki
sunaye,
Tera Darr, Tere notes,
Tere marks,
Tu hi rakhh,Rakh saale!!!
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH!!!!! :D :D

Pagli

Teacher : Tum itna late aaye ho ab tum exam mein beth nahin sakte

Student : Arrey Pagli, Itna Ego nahin hai mujme, Mai khada khada exam dunga  :P

Examination Hall

Teacher : Kisi Aisi Jgha Ka Name
Btao Jha Bht Sary Log Ho Phir B Ap
Akely Feel Karty Ho..
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Student :Examination Hall..:-P

Misconception

One of the best misconception in teacher's life..
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They think that sending student out of the class is a punishment.. :D

COUPLES are made in HEAVEN

‎"COLLEGE and SCHOOL are the nickname of HEAVEN"
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Hmmm...
Thats why it is said that
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"COUPLES are made in HEAVEN"... . :P

Combined Study

Funny but true.....
Combined study is meeting with friends,
Where all aspects of world will be discussed,
Except studies..:P :D