Ballon

With just a single long kiss on the lips, she got pregnant...!

Who is she???



Guess...

Answer: Balloon
Hahaha :D

Income Tax aur Callertune

Dimag ghuma dene wala question:-
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Income Tax aur Callertune me kya similarity hai..???
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Dono ka bill hum bharte hai, Maza koi aur leta hai! :D :P

Interesting Confusions

Interesting Confusions:-
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why is it called building whenit's already built?
4. When they say dog food is new&improved in taste, who tastes it?
5. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
6. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
7.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle.. :)

Why I LOVE U Needs Answer

A sweet an interesting question for u..



'Why do the words I LOVE U needs an answer while we know its not a question'..

;-)

Woman and Mangoes

Where do you see MANGOES?
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Mango tree?
No
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Fruit shop?
No
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Maaza?
No
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Then?
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Ans. Jaha Jaha woman goes
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Piche Piche
MAN GOES:-).

Baat Puchne Ka Moka

Agar mai tumhe 1 moka du koi 1 baat puchne ka to tum mujse kya puchoge?
Ye Msg Sabko Bhejo Or Dekho Tumse Sab Kya Puchte Hai But Reply Me 1st...

Stress Test

Take this stress test.
By Answering
these two questions..

1. Which mouse
has two legs?
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Mickey mouse !

2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered
Donald Duck

You are under stress...

Because

All ducks have two legs..!!!