Ballon

With just a single long kiss on the lips, she got pregnant...!

Who is she???



Guess...

Answer: Balloon
Hahaha :D

Income Tax aur Callertune

Dimag ghuma dene wala question:-
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Income Tax aur Callertune me kya similarity hai..???
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Dono ka bill hum bharte hai, Maza koi aur leta hai! :D :P

Interesting Confusions

Interesting Confusions:-
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why is it called building whenit's already built?
4. When they say dog food is new&improved in taste, who tastes it?
5. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
6. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
7.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle.. :)

Why I LOVE U Needs Answer

A sweet an interesting question for u..



'Why do the words I LOVE U needs an answer while we know its not a question'..

;-)

Woman and Mangoes

Where do you see MANGOES?
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Mango tree?
No
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Fruit shop?
No
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Maaza?
No
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Then?
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Ans. Jaha Jaha woman goes
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Piche Piche
MAN GOES:-).

Baat Puchne Ka Moka

Agar mai tumhe 1 moka du koi 1 baat puchne ka to tum mujse kya puchoge?
Ye Msg Sabko Bhejo Or Dekho Tumse Sab Kya Puchte Hai But Reply Me 1st...

Stress Test

Take this stress test.
By Answering
these two questions..

1. Which mouse
has two legs?
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Mickey mouse !

2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered
Donald Duck

You are under stress...

Because

All ducks have two legs..!!!

Sabse Zyada Pyar

Choose a number and I'll tell u,
"AAPSE SABSE ZYADA PYAR KAUN KARTA HAI" 1 2 3 4 5 6 7.
Reply is must!


Answers:
1: MANGU Rikshe Wala
2: ANNA Chai Wala
3: KAMMO Kaam Wali
4: RAMU Mochi
5: GANGU Driver
6: MALA Dhobhan
7: NANDU Doodh Wala
Ha ha ha..karo,Aur choose karo..

Wife Kya Lene Nhi Deti

Question-
Woh Kya Cheez Hai, Jo Wife Apne Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Lene Deti ?
Socho ?
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Answer-
Chain Ki Saans...:-P

5 Or 1 Question

An Applicant goes for job in a multinational company... At the time of interview.. Interviewer said: I shall either ask You 5 easy question Or One difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind

Applicant said: My choice is 1 difficult question

Interviewer: Ok tell me this “What comes first, Day or Night”

The applicant thought 4 a while and said: Its Day sir

Interviewer asked: How?

Applicant replied: Sorry sir, You promised me that you'll not ask a Second question!” He was selected for job..!!
Think Sharp..!

Hotel Bill

3 Dost Hotel Mein Khana Kha Rahe The,

Bill Bana 75 Rs.

Teeno Ne 25,25,25 Rs. Waiter Ko De Diye..

Manager Ne 5 Rs. Concession Kar Diya

Waiter Ne 2 Rs. Khud Rakh Liye Or 1,1,1 Rs. Teeno Ko Wapis Kar Diye

To Har Ek Ne 24 24 Rs. Diye
As 24+24+24= 72+ Waiter's 2=74.

To 1 Rs. Kahan Gaya???

Send Ur Answer Now..
Its Challenge...

Sirf Ek Naam

Ek NADI Ka Naam ? Ek LADKI Ka Naam?
Ek PHOOL Ka Naam ?
Ek Film Ka Naam?
4 Sawaalon Ka Ek Hi Answer Hona Chahiye. Its Challenge For U..
REply Fast... I M Waiting....

Your Opinion

Who i am in your opinion?
Tweety...(Speak a lot)
Tom...(innocent)
Jerry...(Naughty)
Pooh...(Senstive)
Donald Duck...(Frank)
Dextor(Studious)
Barbie...(Sweet n lovely)
Minie(Attractive)
Tintin(Intellignt)
Ben10(Different)
Reply but be honest.....
Me waitng here..

3-U

Apke paas sirf 3 "U" hai,
Dekhte hai k aap ye 3 "U" mere liye kaha lagate hai...

I miss_
I meet_
I love_
I need_
I kill_
I like_
I trust_
I want_
I m alwz wth_
I hate_
Rply I M waiting...

PLZ DO REPLY

PLZ DO REPLY
1) A person who reminds u of me?
2) 1st thing u thought when u met me?
3) 1thing about me u are jealous of?
4) 1thing about me u won't forget?
5) 1thing u love about me?
6) 1 thing u wanna tell me but never told me before?

Fill this for me

Plz Fill this for me..
1. Where did u see me 1st time=
2. What did u think abt me 4 the 1st time=
3. Which incident made u & me close=
4. Who am i 2 u=
5.Give me a pet name=

If I Am In Jail

Forward to your friends and get funny replies.. But first reply me Imagine I am in jail..What do u think that maine kaun sa crime kiya hoga ?
Reply must i am waiting here