Punjabi

First Punjabi man: My ma is great.
Second Punjabi man: No, my ma is better.
Third Punjabi man: No, mine is maoist.

Je kismat howe FUDDU

Je kismat howe FUDDU fer ki karu Bournvita wala DUDDU !

Aj kini thand hai

Girl: Aj kini thand hai.
Boy: Jacket dava apni?
Girl: Nahi..Teria baha wich aa jawa?
Boy: Jaaa..!!! Parey Ho THARKI Sali..!!

Kolaveri Di

South Indians just discovered Kolaveri Di

But Punjabi's discovered Maa di, Bhen di years ago!!:)

Love Hate

Boy- Love JU

Girl- Hate Chu

Boy- Love Ju

Girl- Hate Chu

Boy- Jina Hate Karoge Ohna Pyaar Wadu ...?

Girl- Fer Tusi Jina Pyar Karoge Uni Hate Wadu :O :O lol

Kanjar friend nu suneha

Rabba mere kanjar friend nu suneha pahucha devi, Ohde dil vich khayal mera v jga devi
DUBA HONA O kise "BANDRI" dia socha vich
Os KAMINE nu sadi v yad dewa di..

Maa peo da putt

Je maa da putt aa ta chal thale



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Je peo da putt aa ta chal ute.