Punjabi

First Punjabi man: My ma is great.
Second Punjabi man: No, my ma is better.
Third Punjabi man: No, mine is maoist.

Je kismat howe FUDDU

Je kismat howe FUDDU fer ki karu Bournvita wala DUDDU !

Aj kini thand hai

Girl: Aj kini thand hai.
Boy: Jacket dava apni?
Girl: Nahi..Teria baha wich aa jawa?
Boy: Jaaa..!!! Parey Ho THARKI Sali..!!

Kolaveri Di

South Indians just discovered Kolaveri Di

But Punjabi's discovered Maa di, Bhen di years ago!!:)

Love Hate

Boy- Love JU

Girl- Hate Chu

Boy- Love Ju

Girl- Hate Chu

Boy- Jina Hate Karoge Ohna Pyaar Wadu ...?

Girl- Fer Tusi Jina Pyar Karoge Uni Hate Wadu :O :O lol

Kanjar friend nu suneha

Rabba mere kanjar friend nu suneha pahucha devi, Ohde dil vich khayal mera v jga devi
DUBA HONA O kise "BANDRI" dia socha vich
Os KAMINE nu sadi v yad dewa di..

Maa peo da putt

Je maa da putt aa ta chal thale



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Je peo da putt aa ta chal ute.

Gall te Pal Yaad Rakheo

Kuj Yaadan Yaad Rakheo
Kuj gallan Yaad Rakheo
Umar Bhar Ikkathe Rahiye Na Rahiye..
Asin Ikkathe hoye C Kade.
Bas eh gall,
te ohh Pal
Yaad Rakheo..:-)

Paper To Ik Din Pehla

Punjabi Munde Paper toh 1 din pehlan:
6 am: 10 min hor so liye.
9 am: 11 waje shuru karange.
11 am: Thodi der gaane tan sun liyea. Mood ban ju.
12 pm: Ek geri mar ayie. Aa ke parde haan.
2 pm: Roti kha ke so jande ha,Rati neend ni aaugi.
5 pm: Syllabus tan lab lavan
7 pm: Important question puch lene han kisse padaku kudi ton
9 pm: Iddan ni kam ban na parchi banouni peni ae.
11 pm: Hun kithe tyaari hougi,Kal di kal vekhi jau chak rajai te so ja.:-P

Amli Kudi Nu Ptaunda Hai

Amli Ik Kudi Nu Ptaunda Hai:-
Zarda mera gir gya niche,pagal han mai tere piche,
Farnail te macchar beh ni sakda,tere bin main reh ne sakda,
Capsul khane chad ne sakda,tenu dil cho kadd ni sakda,
Ishq tere da sutta lau,tere naal hi viah karvau,
Bapu tere nu teeka la ke,leju tenu gharo paaja k....

Bebe mar gayi

1 Bebe mar gyi. Ladies roon lagiya'bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dhup na chaa,na roti na sabzi,na bijli na paani'
Santa Bante nu kehda yar dekh lagda budi sade ghar na gai hove.:-P:-D

Ik chehra bda hasin jeha

Ik chehra bda hasin jeha,
Jisñu dil mera chahuñda ae,
Asi ñit ohde Ña di mala japde ha,
Par oh hora da Ñaam Dheauñda ae,
Kade Lad peñda, kade russ jañda Par ñit fikar ñal samjauñda ae,
Os wele dil jeha Ro peñda,
Jad oh satho Ñazar katrauñda ae,
Kayi var dil kehñda osñu chauña chad deva,
Jo khwab bañke raat nu aundae ae PAR...

Dil di soch dil wich hi reh jandi kyunki ohi dil ta usnu chaunda ae...!!

Jyada Sukha Ne Rawaya

Sanu Dukha Nalo Jyada Sukha Ne Rawaya,Har Ik Ne Pair Pair Te Ajmaya,
Asi Ta Yara Oh Dive Ha Jis Nu Jini Jarurt Payi Una Jalaya,Matlab Niklya Te Fook Marke Bujaya...

Thooh-2 karn wali saza

Mujrim: Sahib, mainu koi eho jehi saza deo ke lok thooh-2 karn, jithe v jawan lok gaalan kadhan.
Judge: Kyon salia, hun tainu PUNJAB da CM bana daiye??:-P

Jitt ke v haare ha

Usde inkaar de maare haan,
Bas yaadan usdiyan de sahaare haan,
Jagg jitt ke v dass ki karna,
Jittna si jisnu asin uss kolo haare haan.....

Luteya wafadar ban ke

Kise ne luteya yaar ban ke,
kise ne luteya phoolan da haar ban ke,
asin socheya si koi taan wafa karega, par OHNA ne luteya wafadaar ban ke...

Foreigner vs Punjabi

Difference between Foreigner & Punjabi?

After 8 pegs of Whisky, Foreigner: Good Night Sweet Dreams...

Punjabi would say: "Oh kanjaro hun daso kehra kutna aa"

Wapis awaz ati hai

Himachli: Hamare pahado me"I Love U" bolo to wapis awaz ati hai"I Love U Too"


Punjabi: Ede wich kedi vadi gal hai sade Pind ch awaz maro"Teri Behn Di" te vapas awaz andi hai"Teri maa di"

Nikke Nikke Cha Ne

Nikke nikke cha ne sade, nikke supne lene aa..
Nikki jehi hai duniya sadi, ose vich khush rehne aa....
Hass koi bula lainda, ohnu apna bana layie..
Bandeya vicho rabb de darshan aksar hi kar lene aa..
Vaddeya de naal sanjh paun di dil vich koi taang nhi, dil wadde ne ki hoyia je chotte ghar ch rehne aa.. Mann di khushi v sanu kafi sasti mil jandi..
Khildeya full te hasde bache vekh ke hi khush ho lene aa..

Nak Cho Chuhe Kad

Munda: Tu mainu kinna pyar kardi???

Kudi: Bahut jyada

Munda: Tu mere lai ki kar sakdi hai?

Kudi: Kuch v

Munda: Chal pher mere nak cho chuha kadh. :-) :-) :-)