Naughty Thought For The Day

Naughty thought for the Day..

Always Smile in the Morning...
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It makes People Wonder what You did Last Night..! :P

Bikini Is The Only Dress

Bikini is the Only Dress, in which A Girl's 90% Body is Exposed.

Lekin Fir bhiNazar Saali Sirf 10% Covered Jagah par hi jaati hai.

Kitne Sharif hote hai boys!

Ajay Devgan Bol Bachchan' Movie Funny English Dialogues

- Pest Control Yourself (Please Control Yourself)


- Boy under armpit and hyper city in noise pollution (Bagal mein chora aur shehar mein dhindhora)


- My chest has become blouse (Meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai)


- English is a very funny language, naa pine hain naa apple phir bhi pineapple (Referring to the Pineapple cake)


- Brother-in-law will die Tommy’s death (Saale ko kutte ki maut maarunga)


- Now my head gear has gone to the sides (Aata Maajhi Satakli re)


- 12 o’clock at night, you do one night stand for me (12 baje bhi bulaya to bhi tum mere liye aaoge)


- When elders get cozy, don’t put your nosey (Jab bade baat kar rahe hai, bachche beech mein bola nahin karte)


- I will make them remember milk number 6 (Main unhe chatti ka doodh yaad dila dungaa)


- Thanks for the complan boy (Thanks for the compliment)

Sunny Leone

Teacher: Student, What sound
does a dog make?Student: It barks.Teacher: Good. Cat?Student: It meows.Teacher: Very Good. Lion?Student: It screams.Teacher: I said, "Lion," not Leone!

Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor

English Teacher says:
Make a sentence using neither-nor?

Naughty Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses

Neither they are comfortable Nor we are...!!! :-P

Engines and Engineers

A NOTICE in a factory for girl-workers..
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from Engines
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If it is short, protect yourself from
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Engineers.."

Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Apka Dil Kare

Agar Aadhi Raat ko Apka Dil Kare Or Biwi ka Mood Na Ho,
To..
Biwi ko tang na kare

khud Uthkar apne hath se

Pani Pee le..

Ek Bar Fir Apki Soch ko Salaam. :P