Gum

Arz kiya hai..
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Khushi wo Chiz hai jis se Gum bhulaya jata hai..

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Aur
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Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost .
Jis se
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Lifafa chipkaya jata hai.

Sari Dunia Rooth Jaye

Sari Dunia Rooth Jaye Koi Parwa Nahi Mujhe !

Bas Roothe
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MAA,
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Ki BAHU :-D :-P

Steel Ki Chaddi

Usne Milne Ki Bhi Ajeeb Shart Rakhi Hai...

Dost

Cycle Chala Kar Aana Wo Bhi Baghair Seat K...
"Oye yaar aap ke pass Steel ki chaddi he kya??? :P :D

Jaldbazi Me Shadi Karoge

Jaldbazi me Shadi Karoge, Sara
Jivan Bigaad Loge
WAH
WAH
Jaldbazi me Shadi Karoge, Sara
Jivan Bigaad Loge

Soch Samjh k Karoge
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to bhi Kya Ukhaad Loge... :P

Woh Ruth Kar Kehti Hai

Woh ruth kar kehti hai hum se,
tumhra to mel jol kam ho gaya hai...

us pagli ko kaun samjhaye...
arey petrol mehanga ho gaya hai!! :P

Special English Shayari

Special english shayari
The janaza of aashiq is nikla from the gali of mehbuba with very
zor-sor,
The mebhuba jhanki from the door & boli ....
"Mar gya Haramkhor"

Mujshe Woh Kehti Hai

Mujshe Woh Kehti Hai Ki Main Tumhari Zindagi Jannat Bana Dungi . . .

Banani Usko 'Maggi' Bhi Nahi Aati... Confidence Dekho Logo Ka :-D

Suna Tha Ki Zindagi Imtihan Leti Hai

Suna tha ki zindagi imtihan leti hai..
Gaur kariyega!
Yaha toh saale imtihano ne zindagi le rakhi hai!!:")

Date Pe Ja Raha

Main to bas aise hi apni Bike wash kar raha tha "Pappu"...
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Daddy bole :- Kamine aaj phir date pe jaa raha hai tu ?
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Batao yaar banda bike bhi nahi dho sakta kya :( :P >>> Had Ho Gayi !!!

Busy Number

Dil Todne ke liye bus yahi baat Kaafi hai...
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Raat ke 2 baje
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The number you have dialled is busy on another call... :(

Two parallel lines

PJ of the day
Na usko mere pyar ki kadar,
Na muje uske pyar ki kadar,

wah wah

Na usko mere pyar ki kadar,
Na muje uske pyar ki kadar,

Phir maine bhi soch liya iss kadar,
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Two parallel lines does not intersect each other

Married Men's True Story

Married Men's True story.....

Maang Bharne ki Saza kuch iss Kadar paa raha hoon,
Ki Maang poori karte karte, maang maang ke kha raha hoon...!!!

Thand Bohut Hai

Mat Dhundo Mujhe Is Duniya Ki Bheed Main

Ae dost...

Thand Bohut Hai Main Apne Blanket Main Hu :P

LIFE ON MOON

‎1 baar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di

NASA ke officers khush ho gaye ke,

LIFE ON MOON

LIFE ON MOON

Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda raha tha .. !! :-D :P

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Arz kiya hai
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He is KISSING
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She is KISSING

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He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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*some text missing.... :-D

I Miss U Yaar

Aap Ki Yaad Main Ek Shair Arz Hai.
Today Is Monday, Tommorow Is Manglwar.

Wah Wah

Today Is Monday, Tommorow Is Mangalwar..

I Miss U Yaar
I Miss U Yaar.. :)

Zoobi Doobi

Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi


wah wah



Zoobi doobi zoobi Doobi



wah wah







wah waah na karo

jaa k zoobi ko bachao,

Doob jayegi. :-D

TV Serial Shayari

TV Serial Shayari

1 Kutta Roz 1 Ladki Ko Milne Jata Hai

1 Kutta Roz 1 Ladki Ko Milne Jata Hai

Ab Tum Hi Batao 'YE RISHTA KYA KEHLATA HAI...!!..

Krishna To Radha

Latest..
krishna To Radha-

Main kRishna kanhiya auR tu Radha goRi

Main kites ka hRitik tu baRbaRa moRi

Radha-jyada line mat mar bcoz
"I hate luv stoRys.":P

Dunia wale aur Pyar

Mohabat karne walo ko inkar acha nahi lagta,
Dunia walo ko ikrar acha nahi lagta.
Jab tak ladka ladki bhaag na jaye,
In saalo ko pyar saccha nahi lagta...:-D