Ladkiyo Se Baate

Teacher to boy: nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo ke saath itni baate kyu karta hai..?

Boy: sir main garib hun mere msg free nahi hai..!
Aur mera mobile smartphone nahi hain, sir Facebook b nahi..!!

Samsung Galaxy Tab

She broke my Heart,
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I broke her Samsung Galaxy Tab...

baki khud hisaab laga lo....kon jyada roya hoga... :P :P

Behra

1 behra scooter ghasit k le ja rha tha

2nd behra - petrol khatam ho gaya hai kya?

1st behra - nahi yaar petrol khatam ho gaya hai

2nd behra - ohh! muje laga petrol khatam ho gaya hai :P

Pagli

Teacher : Tum itna late aaye ho ab tum exam mein beth nahin sakte

Student : Arrey Pagli, Itna Ego nahin hai mujme, Mai khada khada exam dunga  :P

Cute Misunderstanding

Cute Misunderstanding.. :-):-)
Mom:
What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean???

Me: I don't know,
Love you,
Talk to you later...

Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister.
:-):-):-P:-P

Killing English

*Killing English*
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Meera: "Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes fever
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Fruit wala: Oo meri Behan ye 'Potatoes Fever' kya hota hai?
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Meera: Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever means "Aaloo Bukhara !! :P

Blank Message

Cute REACTION of frndx after FIGHT...!!!
1st Friend: why are u sending me blank msgs????
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2nd friend: BECAUSE I'M NOT TALKING TO U :P :D