Ladkiyo Se Baate

Teacher to boy: nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo ke saath itni baate kyu karta hai..?

Boy: sir main garib hun mere msg free nahi hai..!
Aur mera mobile smartphone nahi hain, sir Facebook b nahi..!!

Samsung Galaxy Tab

She broke my Heart,
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I broke her Samsung Galaxy Tab...

baki khud hisaab laga lo....kon jyada roya hoga... :P :P

Behra

1 behra scooter ghasit k le ja rha tha

2nd behra - petrol khatam ho gaya hai kya?

1st behra - nahi yaar petrol khatam ho gaya hai

2nd behra - ohh! muje laga petrol khatam ho gaya hai :P

Pagli

Teacher : Tum itna late aaye ho ab tum exam mein beth nahin sakte

Student : Arrey Pagli, Itna Ego nahin hai mujme, Mai khada khada exam dunga  :P

Cute Misunderstanding

Cute Misunderstanding.. :-):-)
Mom:
What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean???

Me: I don't know,
Love you,
Talk to you later...

Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister.
:-):-):-P:-P

Killing English

*Killing English*
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Meera: "Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes fever
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Fruit wala: Oo meri Behan ye 'Potatoes Fever' kya hota hai?
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Meera: Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever means "Aaloo Bukhara !! :P

Blank Message

Cute REACTION of frndx after FIGHT...!!!
1st Friend: why are u sending me blank msgs????
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2nd friend: BECAUSE I'M NOT TALKING TO U :P :D

Ishq Wala Love

After ishq wala love..
next from bollywood...
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chai wali tea...
hawa wali wind...
kutta wala dog...
laal wala red.. :D

Shakespeare

‎"If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong."
--- Gajodhar Tailor, Paharganj..
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Ab har baat Shakespeare thodi na kahega..!!! :P

Holidays

Holidays never lasts long..
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I think they are made in China :/ :P

Remaining Story

A deep love story:

Once upon a time true lovers went for a long walk,
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the remaining story will be published when they return.. :P

Gear

Santa ki Maa: Puttar, tujhe yahan se Jalandhar jane mein 1 din laga, aur vapas aane mein 3 din, woh bhi nayi car se???
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Santa: Maa, ye car banane wale bhi pagal hain... jaane ke iye 4 gear, aur aane ke liye sirf 1 (Reverse) gear!! :P :P

Job Interviewf

Santa Se Interview Mein Poocha
Gaya:
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Agar 2 Minute Ke Liye Aapko P.M.
Bana Diya Jaye,

To Aap Kya Karenge?
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Santa: Hum Maggi Noodles
Banayga..
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Intrviwer: Why?
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Santa: 2 Minute Mein To Sirf
Maggi Ban Sakta Hai..
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Intrvwer: Agar 5 Saal Ke Liye
Bana Diya Jaye?
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Santa: Hum 5 Sal Ke Liye P.M. Nahin
Banega..
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Intrvwer: Why??
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Santa: Itna Maggi Kaun
Khayega? :P

Flirting

If some 1 is flirting with you :/
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Please
Co-0perate...:p
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Yehi to din hain... Phir to shadi ho jaegi;):D:p

Nothing More Expensive Than A Female Tear

There is nothing more expensive than a female
tear.....
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When a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal"
eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;)
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then when it comes down to cheek....
it mixes with D&G blusher :)
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and in case it touches the lips,,
it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick
this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500 :D

Magic

Boyfriend : Would You Like To See Magic..??

Girlfriend : Ofcourse Baby..!!
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Boyfriend : "WHOOSHH"

You Are Single Now..!!

Chal Bye, Phut Le Ab..!! ;) :P :D

Patiala

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se
kaha "Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga....Main na jagu to jabardasti utar dijiyega.
Muje subah interview dena hai."

Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to
patiala nikal gaya tha !
Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki
galiyan dene lga..!
Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
galiyan de raha hai
aur app chup-chap sun rahe hai.!!
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TTE- Main ye soch raha hun ki
Subah jisko maine Zabardasti
utar diya hai
Woh kitni galiyan de raha hoga...:D :D

Nokia Phones

People still using Nokia phones are like

Tigers ......
Only 1411 left ..... :P

Biscuit

The Pain Of Losing A Loved One Is Nothing When Compared To The Pain That Is Felt When
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Biscuit Falls Into Tea Due To Over Dipping: :D

Cricket Rules

BACHPAN KE CRICKET RULES
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> Eight eento ( bricks) ki wicket hogi
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> Pehli ball try hogi

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>Jo boundary se baher phenke ga,
khud wapis laye ga
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>Batting team umpiring kare gi
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>Deewar ko direct laga to Six, ball baher gayi to out :P
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>Akhri batsman akela kr sakta hai :)
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>Jo ball baher phenke ga, khud laye
ga, na mili to khud kharid kr layega. :P
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>Chote bache sirf fielding karenge :-D
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>Jab andhera ho jaye to ball slow karai
jayegi
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>Deewar ko lag k catch hua to "NOT
OUT" :D