Chinese Woman

The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" was a chinese woman who lost her husband :P

An Apple A Day

An apple a day is almost Rs.1000 per month !!

Seeing a doctor is much cheaper :P

The Dark Knight Rises And Google Maps

In Google Maps, copy paste
"26.357865, 127.783782" in the search field.. Turn on Satellite mode and zoom in!! #TheDarkKnightRises

Batman Dark Knight Rises

Piracy is killing the movie industry.

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Safer than going to the movies! #BatmanDarkKnightRises

Sequel Of PAA

What will the sequel to PAA be called?
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PAA DOH !!

EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW

SILENCE is the best answer for all questions SMILE is the best reaction in all situations Unfortunately both never help in any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW...:)

This Is Cheating

Cheating with us:

Distance from Delhi - Mumbai = 1400 km.
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Distance from Mumbai - Delhi = 1400 km.
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Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors
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15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors
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Monday to Friday = 5 days
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Friday to Monday = 2 days
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THIS IS CHEATING!!!!!! :P

ALCOHAL & FANTA

If People Drink ALCOHAL It Means They Are ALCOHALIC..
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So...
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I Drink FANTA..It Means I Am FANTASTIC..??

Oh No clapping plz.. :P

Joke Of The Year

Joke of the year:
Two men walks into a bar.. One Orders H2O.. The second one says I want H2O too...
then.......
THE SECOND MAN DIED

Engines and Engineers

A NOTICE in a factory for girl-workers..
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from Engines
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If it is short, protect yourself from
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Engineers.."

Petrol & Nano

Breaking news - EMI of Nano ...... Is less .... Than the monthly petrol bill !!!

Inflation

Wife : Ye Inflation kya hai?

Husband : Earlier u were
36-24-36
Now 42-40-48
Ab Tere paas pahle se sab zada hai, fir v teri Value kam hai...Ye hai INFLATION.

Vidya Balan ISHQIYA DIRTY PICTURE KAHANI

This is perfect progress,

Vidya Balan: Romance in munna bhai,

Kissed in ISHQIYA,

Had sex in DIRTY PICTURE

and got pregnant in KAHANI.

Super NIRMA

It really feels good to see the entire Super NIRMA team in the parliament now.....
HEMA, REKHA, JAYA aur SUSHMA. :P

According To A Research

According To A Research
87% Of Young People Have
Back Pain.
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Computer. :P

Written At The Reception Of A Corporate Company

Written At The Reception Of A Corporate Company..

"We Don't Pay YOU For Having "Brains"
We Only Reward "YOU" For Using Them "Intelligently"....!!!!

Funny Truth

Funny Truth:
Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers,
But the funny thing is that
They strictly support arranged marriage!

IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting.
Both of them take time out and call their friends
on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in PUNJAB!!!
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Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and
tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI
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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That's AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
He writes a software program to stop
the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in
the program.

That's BANGALORE
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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that
"AMMA" doesn't like all this
nonsense.
Peace settles in...

That's CHENNAI
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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then
a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place,
go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".

That's KERALA !
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Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes along with a carton of
beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other
and all go home as friends.

You are in GOA........
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and the best one is ....

Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting.
Huge Crowd Gathers & starts discussing the reason for the fight . . .
while few of them try to stop them & someone from the back shouts "KHAALI GAALIYA DE LETE REHTE YAA MAAR LETE BHI" ????

Then You are in HYDERABAD .......Lolzzz

Nano

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Sodium Nitrate
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Google

FACT OF GOOGLE:-

50% of the people use it well......as a search engine
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the other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not ;) :