Ladkiyo Se Baate

Teacher to boy: nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo ke saath itni baate kyu karta hai..?

Boy: sir main garib hun mere msg free nahi hai..!
Aur mera mobile smartphone nahi hain, sir Facebook b nahi..!!

Social networking

Social networking is like a club...

* Twitter is the dance floor,,
* Tumblr is the bar
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* Facebook is where pe0ple are busy capturing pictures in the washrooms... :-P:-D xD

FACEBOOK TRICK

FACEBOOK TRICK! Type your password in the comment box. If it is correct, it should automatically change to ******* Try it. So interesting. :-)

Like, Share, Comment

1990's Beggars: give some food GOD will bless you,

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2012 beggars:

Hit Like/ Share/ Comment if u r breathing!

Hit Like/ Share/ Comment if u love ur Mom!

Hit Like/ Share/ Comment if u love God!

Hit Like/ Share/ Comment if u r a human! :P

Internet

Facebook sirf 3 cheezo se chalti hai..
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Internet,
Internet aur Internet. :P

BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad

People update status from BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, etc. 
Rajinikant updates his facebook status with a calculator !! :P

Photo Upload On Facebook

Most touching lines by a friend just before
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Please cover my face before my friends reach,
otherwise they will take photo and upload on
facebook :( :P

Rule For Men And Women

Rule for men: If you can't convince them, confuse them!
Rule for women: If you can't convince them, unfriend them from Facebook! :D

Mark Zuckerberg Marries

Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend
Priscilla Chan. Also Priscilla Chan
changes her status from single to
ridiculously rich :D :P

My Heart Is Like A Facebook Status

My Heart Is Like A Facebook Status.. I Can Remove Your Comments But, I Can't Erase Your likes!!!

Shahrukh Khan MCA Incident

Shahrukh Khan banned on login in Facebook and Twitter after MCA incident. :P :D

Cute Girl Status At Facebook

Cute girl status at facebook:

Weird day :X

A guy came upto me & he'd give an iPhone if i sleep with him!
how ridiculous??

Updated via iPhone

How Stories Will Begin In Future?

How stories will begin in future?

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Once upen a time in facebook:P

Husband Got Divorced From His Wife

Husband got divorced from his wife....!!!Because he liked 'Like' on her status & wrote 'L0L'..
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And Her status was 'My Mom Just Died'......!!!

You're All Dressed Up

Mom: You're all dressed up !! Where are you going ??
Daughter :
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To the bathroom ....... I need a new facebook picture ...... :P

Friend Request and Poke

A humble Request to all Girls
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Agar Friend Request Lock rakhi hai to kam se kam Poke hi on kar do....:P

From
Tharki Boys

Facebook Pe Link

Father: Beta, Facebook
se hatke bhi ek duniya
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Son: Really papa?
Zara link toh share
karo.............!!

Chat Box

There is only one chat box available in Facebook for any profile.
But girls maintain Two.
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One- The regular chat box
and the other is their comments under their Profile pics! :P

Status Update

Boyfriend to Girlfriend- Hi dear, how are you?
Girlfriend- Khud hi Dekh lo na Mera Status Update

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Facebook Closed

Breaking News:
Facebook will be Closed...
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Whenever you click the
"cross" mark on the top
rightcorner of the
screen ;) :P ;D