Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)

Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)
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Ho..B.Tech friendly,
Degree ke rakshak,
Main bhi hu 12th pass!
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Assignment se,
Submission se,
Kyuuuuun,
Tu kaate mujhe,
Kyun daante mujhe,
iss tarah
hohoohooo
hoooo,
Lecture mein sabak
sikhaye,
Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe,
Koi sawaal puchu toh tu,
Internals ki dhamaki
sunaye,
Tera Darr, Tere notes,
Tere marks,
Tu hi rakhh,Rakh saale!!!
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH!!!!! :D :D

Pagli

Teacher : Tum itna late aaye ho ab tum exam mein beth nahin sakte

Student : Arrey Pagli, Itna Ego nahin hai mujme, Mai khada khada exam dunga  :P

Result

Sunehri Baat~


NAIKI Kar Ke Aaise Bhul Jaya Kro....

...Jaise Log...

RESULT Dekh Kar Hansna Bhol Jate Hain.. ;-) :-D

Examination Hall

Teacher : Kisi Aisi Jgha Ka Name
Btao Jha Bht Sary Log Ho Phir B Ap
Akely Feel Karty Ho..
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Student :Examination Hall..:-P

Rowdy Rathore

Exam + Rowdy Rathore
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Jo main padhta hu wo main likhta hoon..
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Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon..!!

EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW

SILENCE is the best answer for all questions SMILE is the best reaction in all situations Unfortunately both never help in any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW...:)

Hungry + Sad

The Most "Hungry + Sad" Moment..
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When You're Sitting In The Examination Hall, Feeling Hungry & Then The Invigilator Is Served Hot "Tea With Samosas" :D

Special Yoga

Special yoga for highly stressed students

--> sit on your chair bend your head back

--> close your eyes slowly completely relex & say

--> "Bhaad me gayi degree.," ;-)

How to spend 3 hours in exam hall?

How to spend 3 hours in exam hall?(2pm to 5pm)
2:00-2:10 Write the Reg. No. & Sub.
2:10-2:40 Read carefuly the instructions given.
2:40-3:40 Read the question paper twice.
3:40-4:15 See if you undrstand any question
4:15-4:20 Ask for water.
4:20-4:50 Check wether u’ve filled all the details carefuly.
Last 10 mins. relax!!! :P

Toppers

Every Student Gets 0pportunity
To Enjoy Their Student Life

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but Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments

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Those Stupid People Are Known
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" TOPPERS " !!

Paper To Ik Din Pehla

Punjabi Munde Paper toh 1 din pehlan:
6 am: 10 min hor so liye.
9 am: 11 waje shuru karange.
11 am: Thodi der gaane tan sun liyea. Mood ban ju.
12 pm: Ek geri mar ayie. Aa ke parde haan.
2 pm: Roti kha ke so jande ha,Rati neend ni aaugi.
5 pm: Syllabus tan lab lavan
7 pm: Important question puch lene han kisse padaku kudi ton
9 pm: Iddan ni kam ban na parchi banouni peni ae.
11 pm: Hun kithe tyaari hougi,Kal di kal vekhi jau chak rajai te so ja.:-P

Study during exams

Why don't student study the whole year & study Only during exams?
Becoz, "Lehro ka skoon to Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano se Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai.

Chemistry Question

Its a chemistry question so plz don't read it





I told you don't read...!



Ok then Complete the equation:



Ba+2Na=



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Don't know..??




It's "BaNaNa!"

Karizma N Rajdoot

Dad: Exam mein tu pass ho ya fail tujhe bike dunga.
Son: Thank u
Kaunsi?
Dad: Pass hua to karizma, collage jane k liye
Fail hua to raajdoot, doodh bechne k liye..