Open Or Close

Logon k khayaal mein OPEN or CLOSE ek dosre ke opposite words hain

Lekin,

Aap usi ke saamne OPEN hote hain jis se sab se
zyada CLOSE ho..;) Laga Pogo

Woman and Mangoes

Where do you see MANGOES?
.
Mango tree?
No
.
Fruit shop?
No
.
Maaza?
No
.
Then?
.
Ans. Jaha Jaha woman goes
.
.
Piche Piche
MAN GOES:-).

Fine from girls

T.T. Collects fine from girls.
Without ticket.

Girl in suit
fine Rs-100

In jeans Rs-50

In mini skirt Rs-20

1 Girl fine Rs-00


Why


Dirty mind
She had
Ticket ;)

Girl Ko Touch Kiya

Bathroom Mein, 1 Boy Ne 1 Girl Ko Har Jagah Touch :-P Kiya.
kya Tum Jaante Ho Ke Woh Boy Kaun Hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Nahi....Woh Hai
LIFEBOY!!!:-P

Gilepan Ka Darr

undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me











MOBILE COVER

ab barish k diN bhi "NO TENSION"....!!B-)ß

Ladki Te Rikshewala

Ladki Rikshewale Se- Kyu bhai jaega? Rikshewala- Bilkul jaega madam,tabhi to khada kia hai. Ladki- To fir ghuma ke peeche se lelo, Riksha.

Roti Ki Baat

Collage Wali:
Masale Dar..

Office Wali:
Narum Narum...

Mohale Wali:
Garma Garam...

Aap Kya Samjhaye?
Main to roti ki baat kar raha hoon....:-)