Open Or Close

Logon k khayaal mein OPEN or CLOSE ek dosre ke opposite words hain

Lekin,

Aap usi ke saamne OPEN hote hain jis se sab se
zyada CLOSE ho..;) Laga Pogo

Woman and Mangoes

Where do you see MANGOES?
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Mango tree?
No
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Fruit shop?
No
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Maaza?
No
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Then?
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Ans. Jaha Jaha woman goes
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Piche Piche
MAN GOES:-).

Fine from girls

T.T. Collects fine from girls.
Without ticket.

Girl in suit
fine Rs-100

In jeans Rs-50

In mini skirt Rs-20

1 Girl fine Rs-00


Why


Dirty mind
She had
Ticket ;)

Girl Ko Touch Kiya

Bathroom Mein, 1 Boy Ne 1 Girl Ko Har Jagah Touch :-P Kiya.
kya Tum Jaante Ho Ke Woh Boy Kaun Hai?
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Nahi....Woh Hai
LIFEBOY!!!:-P

Gilepan Ka Darr

undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me











MOBILE COVER

ab barish k diN bhi "NO TENSION"....!!B-)ß

Ladki Te Rikshewala

Ladki Rikshewale Se- Kyu bhai jaega? Rikshewala- Bilkul jaega madam,tabhi to khada kia hai. Ladki- To fir ghuma ke peeche se lelo, Riksha.

Roti Ki Baat

Collage Wali:
Masale Dar..

Office Wali:
Narum Narum...

Mohale Wali:
Garma Garam...

Aap Kya Samjhaye?
Main to roti ki baat kar raha hoon....:-)

Jharoo

Kuch Larkiyan Khare Ho Kar Deti Hai
Kuch Larkiyan Bend Ho Kar Deti Hai
Kuch Larkiyan To Baith Kar Deti Hai...
Kya?






Jharoo;-)

Cigaratte

KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!!!
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Do you know the ANSWER?

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what?

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huh.. dont think dirty..

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Its a..
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Cigratte....:-D

About Exam Hall

Whats the coolest thing about exam hall?


Its the only place where you can say to an unknown girl
1. Kuch to dikha de yaar,
chal figure he dikha de.

2. Hath hata, kuch dikh nhi raha. Aise mai kaise karunga?

3. Thoda sa reh gaya neeche ka.
Bas 10 min.

4. De de yaar(sheet), warna mai to marr jaunga.

5. Ek baar aur khol de, main fatafat kar lunga iss baar!!
Plz last baar, iske baad nhi kahunga :-P ;)

Gareeb Ladkiya

A Father Watching FTV.Suddenly Son Came Father diplomaticaly said-Gareeb Ldkiyan Hai,Kapde Lene K Liye Bhi Paise Nhi Hai!
Son:Isse Bhi Gareeb chaiye to CD hai mere paas.