Ladkiyo Se Baate

Teacher to boy: nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo ke saath itni baate kyu karta hai..?

Boy: sir main garib hun mere msg free nahi hai..!
Aur mera mobile smartphone nahi hain, sir Facebook b nahi..!!

Samsung Galaxy Tab

She broke my Heart,
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I broke her Samsung Galaxy Tab...

baki khud hisaab laga lo....kon jyada roya hoga... :P :P

Behra

1 behra scooter ghasit k le ja rha tha

2nd behra - petrol khatam ho gaya hai kya?

1st behra - nahi yaar petrol khatam ho gaya hai

2nd behra - ohh! muje laga petrol khatam ho gaya hai :P

Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)

Sadda Haq (Engineer's Version)
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Ho..B.Tech friendly,
Degree ke rakshak,
Main bhi hu 12th pass!
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Assignment se,
Submission se,
Kyuuuuun,
Tu kaate mujhe,
Kyun daante mujhe,
iss tarah
hohoohooo
hoooo,
Lecture mein sabak
sikhaye,
Jab Dil kuch seekhna na Chaahe,
Koi sawaal puchu toh tu,
Internals ki dhamaki
sunaye,
Tera Darr, Tere notes,
Tere marks,
Tu hi rakhh,Rakh saale!!!
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH
SADDA HAQ AITTHE RAKH!!!!! :D :D

Pagli

Teacher : Tum itna late aaye ho ab tum exam mein beth nahin sakte

Student : Arrey Pagli, Itna Ego nahin hai mujme, Mai khada khada exam dunga  :P

Open Or Close

Logon k khayaal mein OPEN or CLOSE ek dosre ke opposite words hain

Lekin,

Aap usi ke saamne OPEN hote hain jis se sab se
zyada CLOSE ho..;) Laga Pogo

Social networking

Social networking is like a club...

* Twitter is the dance floor,,
* Tumblr is the bar
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* Facebook is where pe0ple are busy capturing pictures in the washrooms... :-P:-D xD

FACEBOOK TRICK

FACEBOOK TRICK! Type your password in the comment box. If it is correct, it should automatically change to ******* Try it. So interesting. :-)

Cute Misunderstanding

Cute Misunderstanding.. :-):-)
Mom:
What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean???

Me: I don't know,
Love you,
Talk to you later...

Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister.
:-):-):-P:-P

Killing English

*Killing English*
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Meera: "Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes fever
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Fruit wala: Oo meri Behan ye 'Potatoes Fever' kya hota hai?
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Meera: Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever means "Aaloo Bukhara !! :P

Every Mother On Earth

Every Mother On Earth Gave Birth To A Child..
Except My Mother, She Gave Birth To A Legend.. High Five Mom.. :D

Blank Message

Cute REACTION of frndx after FIGHT...!!!
1st Friend: why are u sending me blank msgs????
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2nd friend: BECAUSE I'M NOT TALKING TO U :P :D

Ishq Wala Love

After ishq wala love..
next from bollywood...
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chai wali tea...
hawa wali wind...
kutta wala dog...
laal wala red.. :D

Shakespeare

‎"If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong."
--- Gajodhar Tailor, Paharganj..
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Ab har baat Shakespeare thodi na kahega..!!! :P

Holidays

Holidays never lasts long..
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I think they are made in China :/ :P